About Rich

Since being nominated for the Nobel Prize for Cheese, Rich has found it increasingly difficult to make sense of his internal monologue, which is in an outrageous French accent. He is in a built-up area after 6pm. His ambition is to wait until after the third Forth crossing is built, and then build the fourth Forth crossing. His mission statement is "The Pies! The Pies!". He is currently building a secret underground lair. He recently found the Higgs Boson, exactly where he'd left it. Dur.